Thursday, September 16, 2010

Video Store Haiku 1

Wont make cents
Your movie was late.
Argued with me forever.
Over a few cents.


Entitled
You hated movie.
Expect a refund for it.
That's why you rent, ass.

Bad Taste
Your bad taste in films.
Never ceases to amaze.
Delta Farce, again.

I'd Remember Ghosts Freakin' Everywhere
"Hey, have you seen Pulse?"
"It's based on a true story."
"I read that somewhere."